2006-01-25
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005:
The best entry:
"13. God
Charges: If your answer to the age-old question of God's existence is 'yes,' your next question should be, 'Why is he such a dick?' After three major natural disasters, not to mention the eternal constants of famine, war and disease, to believe in God is to believe either that He enjoys fucking with us, or at best has totally lost interest in the whole 'people' thing. Never calls anymore.
Exhibit A: Mosquitoes, Ralph Reed.
Sentence: Forever listening to an unending stream of idiotic, mundane prayers uttered by the dumbest, most inarticulate people in His creation."
The rest is pretty good too.
The best entry:
"13. God
Charges: If your answer to the age-old question of God's existence is 'yes,' your next question should be, 'Why is he such a dick?' After three major natural disasters, not to mention the eternal constants of famine, war and disease, to believe in God is to believe either that He enjoys fucking with us, or at best has totally lost interest in the whole 'people' thing. Never calls anymore.
Exhibit A: Mosquitoes, Ralph Reed.
Sentence: Forever listening to an unending stream of idiotic, mundane prayers uttered by the dumbest, most inarticulate people in His creation."
The rest is pretty good too.
